Any time I start complaining about my mother or am beginning to list all the things she does or doesn’t do that annoys me, please remind me that she spent an exhausting week helping me out with my play and did not complain once. She also volunteered without me asking for help because she knew I needed it.
I will hate you for it though.
So, excuse my glare, it’s only because you’re right.
Sometimes a song just punches you in the gut so hard you stop your Facebook stalking and just have a moment.
So, I want everyone to be aware of the theme to raise awareness for something. it’s imperative you memorize these! We all know about Movember, but have you heard of the rest?
Tanuary:Spend the dreariest month getting a fake tan. Proceeds go to the STD treatment of anyone who has slept with The Situation.
Tape-ril: You only use tape the entire month. No glue, no staples, no magnets. Proceeds go to ScotchGuard.
Webuary: it’s a month long scavenger hunt to find the most elaborate spider web! The winner gets to knock it down. Proceeds go to Girls Getting Tired of Screaming “Kill it! Kill it! Use your shoe!”
Jewel-ly: Wear your best jewels every day in July. Proceeds go to robbers on the street.
Suptember: You can only greet people by saying “Sup?” every single day. Proceeds go to Bros With Throat Cancer.
Mocktober: My favorite month. Whenever you see someone do something stupid/ridiculous/absurd you mock them at the top of your lungs. Must participate every day. Proceeds go to the dumb people, who will quickly learn.
